Hufu...

... the healthy human flesh alternative. All true: http://www.eathufu.com/ . I was kindly shown this website by a friend just as I finished my (until that moment) delicious looking dinner. Not one to begrudge sharing the wealth, I swiftly circulated the site throughout the astrophysics department at Columbia and anyone else who was unfortunate enough to be on IM at the time. In fact, I said I'd be serving Hufu at my party on Saturday. One said friend, Edd, upon being shown the website remarked 'oh yes' in a sufficiently knowing kind of voice to make me determined never to accept any morsel of food from him again.