At the corner of my street is an artsy coffee shop that google revealed to be a front for the more dubious business of comedy shows. (There might possibly have been a sign outside too, but I never believed it until I saw it on the internet.) In particular, they have a small improv. comedy group which does a beginner's workshop on Mondays and a "workshow" on Wednesdays. The latter consists of more experienced performers practicing in front of an audience who pay the princely sum of $2 with the understanding that they might (read 'will') be used as guinea pigs.
This week I went along to the workshow where audience participation became required for the skit entitled "a day in the life...". In this scene, an innocent bystander is called to the stage and asked questions about their typical day after which a ... uh ... 'interpretation' of what they've said is reenacted by the troop.
The best part about this was that I was called up second. This meant I had the first run to consider in detail what I would say if I waspounced on chosen next:
Comedian: "So, what is it you do for a job?"
Me: "I build galaxies in my computer."
Comedian: "...."
And just like that, 7 years of research became entirely worth it.
Comedian: "I ... see. Do they look like any galaxy in particular?"
Me: "No, I try and avoid that since if they were to match actual galaxies, my job would be done and I'd have to find something new to research."
Comedian: "Right... Well .... what else do you do when you're not at work?"
Me: "I make up totally random stories to tell comedians on Wednesday nights."
Comedian: D:
Ticket to an improv. comedy show: $2. Turning the tables when you're hauled up on stage: Priceless.
I have to say, the resulting skit was admirable! I particularly enjoyed the person who represented the (failing) three-dimensional models on my computer. I was, however, totally outdone by the next people to be chosen. The comedian walked up to a group of three teenagers sitting together and asked the two that were sitting closest:
Comedian: Are you on a date?
Boy: Yes
Girl: No
At that point, the instructor froze the scene to point out that this was what was known as a gold mine and clearly both of the teenagers had to be brought to the stage.
Comedian (to boy): So why do you think it's a date?
Boy: Well, she asked me.
Comedian (turns to girl): Why don't you think this is a date?
Girl: Because I asked him (points to third member of their party still in the audience) as well.
After the show I was invited to dinner, which was largely a lure to try and find out whether anything I'd said on stage was true. We went to a Chinese restaurant where I got enough food for two dinners for $10. Not funny. Not ironic. Just tasty.
This week I went along to the workshow where audience participation became required for the skit entitled "a day in the life...". In this scene, an innocent bystander is called to the stage and asked questions about their typical day after which a ... uh ... 'interpretation' of what they've said is reenacted by the troop.
The best part about this was that I was called up second. This meant I had the first run to consider in detail what I would say if I was
Comedian: "So, what is it you do for a job?"
Me: "I build galaxies in my computer."
Comedian: "...."
And just like that, 7 years of research became entirely worth it.
Comedian: "I ... see. Do they look like any galaxy in particular?"
Me: "No, I try and avoid that since if they were to match actual galaxies, my job would be done and I'd have to find something new to research."
Comedian: "Right... Well .... what else do you do when you're not at work?"
Me: "I make up totally random stories to tell comedians on Wednesday nights."
Comedian: D:
Ticket to an improv. comedy show: $2. Turning the tables when you're hauled up on stage: Priceless.
I have to say, the resulting skit was admirable! I particularly enjoyed the person who represented the (failing) three-dimensional models on my computer. I was, however, totally outdone by the next people to be chosen. The comedian walked up to a group of three teenagers sitting together and asked the two that were sitting closest:
Comedian: Are you on a date?
Boy: Yes
Girl: No
At that point, the instructor froze the scene to point out that this was what was known as a gold mine and clearly both of the teenagers had to be brought to the stage.
Comedian (to boy): So why do you think it's a date?
Boy: Well, she asked me.
Comedian (turns to girl): Why don't you think this is a date?
Girl: Because I asked him (points to third member of their party still in the audience) as well.
After the show I was invited to dinner, which was largely a lure to try and find out whether anything I'd said on stage was true. We went to a Chinese restaurant where I got enough food for two dinners for $10. Not funny. Not ironic. Just tasty.